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quietarchivist: gavirn: from the podcast one time brandon was trying to fix the front gate at the office, since it was spontaneously opening and closing and he worked on it for hours before realizing michael was standing on his balcony pressing the opener every time brandon thought he fixed it and just watching him get more frustrating This company man. (via callmemadking)

quietarchivist:

gavirn:

from the podcast

one time brandon was trying to fix the front gate at the office, since it was spontaneously opening and closing and he worked on it for hours before realizing michael was standing on his balcony pressing the opener every time brandon thought he fixed it and just watching him get more frustrating

This company man.

(via callmemadking)

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outofcontextdnd: The DM says to me,  Your character wakes up the next morning and finds something in her tent.” Me: “She kills it.” DM: Its not a thing to be killed. Its not a person. Its hanging from the tent pole. Me: Well, what is it? Tentacles? DM: No, it is hanging there on a necklace thingy. It looks like a jawbone. Me: …does it look familiar?

outofcontextdnd:

The DM says to me,  Your character wakes up the next morning and finds something in her tent.”

Me: “She kills it.”

DM: Its not a thing to be killed. Its not a person. Its hanging from the tent pole.
Me: Well, what is it? Tentacles?
DM: No, it is hanging there on a necklace thingy. It looks like a jawbone.
Me: …does it look familiar?
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Router hasn’t been working for a few weeks, a little sad.

Router hasn’t been working for a few weeks, a little sad.

lenny-leonard: Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions. (Source: importanteel, via thatnerdyginger24)

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: importanteel, via thatnerdyginger24)

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glowsticksuit: Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50 (Source: veinsofyarn, via bromancer)

glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

(Source: veinsofyarn, via bromancer)

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christel-thoughts:


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