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tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year


I don’t know, I think he was pretty cute in 2010.
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o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
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When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue: subwaywithinmymind: (via achievement-city-bitch)

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

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perchu:

abbiethepenguin:

perchu:

theres a spider doing a thing on the wall whzt am i supposed to do. dubs decides

You should make one of those makeshift flamethrowers with hairspray and a lighter. Caution: It might burn the house down, it happened to someone in Georgia when they did this.

its just a spider

Do you want to kill it or not? I’d suggest a shoe or something to that effect if you’re aiming to kill. If not, get a cup and help the little thing out of your home.
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blhak: With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still making tests in animals ? Because it’s inhumane? Because some pedophiles are in jail for being with willing partners with an age gap of a year or less? Because there is always a margarine for error when a person is convicted of a crime and thus they may be entirely innocent? Because prison is meant to rehabilitate those who have done wrong, not meant as a punishment? Because torturing our own citizens is monstrous and evil? Take your pick, there are plenty more beyond just these. (via tommypickles)

blhak:

With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still making tests in animals ?

Because it’s inhumane?

Because some pedophiles are in jail for being with willing partners with an age gap of a year or less?

Because there is always a margarine for error when a person is convicted of a crime and thus they may be entirely innocent?

Because prison is meant to rehabilitate those who have done wrong, not meant as a punishment?

Because torturing our own citizens is monstrous and evil?

Take your pick, there are plenty more beyond just these.

(via tommypickles)

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phantom: hey phantom: i just met you phantom: and this is crazy phantom: but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight phantom: so call me maybe
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