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sharonosbourne: “why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom” (Source: menscroptop2k14, via pizza)

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

(Source: menscroptop2k14, via pizza)

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hamletmachine:

Quick catdads for Feb♥(ΦωΦ)
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the-meta:

creamiceandsugar:

Somehow for whatever reason I made Kimball a magical girl… or something


Is her armor the magical girl outfit or does she wear the outfit on top of the armor?
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florbe91:

mylipsgrazeyourear:

I wrote a 732-word fic from Bucky’s perspective based on this gorgeous art by florbe91. The story is, uh, apparently pretty good? Based on the response I’ve seen so far? So if you’d like to inflict some Stucky feels on yourself, have a look at “Post-Mission Protocol.”
Here’s a bit:

The Asset watched the Target fall. Distance: greater than thirty five meters, landing surface: river, probable result: impact forces result in brain damage/organ failure, death by major organ failure. Second most probable result: impact forces result in brain damage/organ failure, unconsciousness. Death by drowning.
"You know me."
Around him, the Helicarrier shuddered toward the earth. He had been unable to stop the Target from replacing the guidance chip; but that had not been the Mission. The Mission had been to eliminate the Target.
"You’ve known me your whole life."
His weak arm was dislocated, nearly useless. The pain was background noise, like the heat of the flames overhead, like the screams of metal breaking and bending.
Post-mission protocol: escape and evade. Preserve Asset function. Rendezvous at loc—
"Your name is James Buchanan Barnes."
Post-mission protocol: escape and evade. Preserve Asset function. Ren—
"I’m not gonna fight you. You’re my friend."


me cries like a baby.
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idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.
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